Looking through school books to find the right one. Find it. Open it up. Wrong edition…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Looking through school books to find the right one. Find it. Open it up. Wrong edition…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Psychologist: Here’s a good exercise for you; think of yourself as a book, read it and tell me what it’s about| Me: WTF are you talking about?

Psychologist: Here’s a good exercise for you; think of yourself as a book, read it and tell me what it’s about| Me: WTF are you talking about?

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Today, I changed my name in my dad’s phone to ‘God’ and when he swore, I texted him saying “I HEARD THAT!” murtlap-essence: trueloveispure: He was like Priceless. nwdfonweifowefinwefnwefnwefoiwnefin omg i’m doing that to somebody. (Source: most-awkward-moments, via phoenixtearss)

Today, I changed my name in my dad’s phone to ‘God’ and when he swore, I texted him saying “I HEARD THAT!”

murtlap-essence:

trueloveispure:

He was like

Priceless.

nwdfonweifowefinwefnwefnwefoiwnefin omg

i’m doing that to somebody.

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via phoenixtearss)

People are disgusting. We eat bear-shaped sweets sing songs about how fun it would be if the whole world drunk baby blood

People are disgusting. We eat bear-shaped sweets sing songs about how fun it would be if the whole world drunk baby blood

Come out onto the beach and ask myself “Should I go right or left?” Most important decision I had to make today

Come out onto the beach and ask myself “Should I go right or left?” Most important decision I had to make today